Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
When are your genitals available?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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