my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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