So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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