Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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