yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Drake has all the answers
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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