The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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