Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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