I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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