yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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