Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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