Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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