READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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