That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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