I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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