respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm determined to sit on that face.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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