3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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