I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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