i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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