i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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