We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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