i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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