He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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