I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize