Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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