My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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