My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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