he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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I need you to use more vowels.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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