Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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