I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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