She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Randomize