so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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