4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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