if i died would you start the facebook group?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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