"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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