We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
