Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
What changed your mind?
Being sober
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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