So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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