Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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