Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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