he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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