He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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