apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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