ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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