My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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