That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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