whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Text me some of your sweat
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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