so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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