It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
