Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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