i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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