Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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