ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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