So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
